Friday, May 25, 2012
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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

You’re not going to a party, it’s an intimate get together. Stop saying that just to sound like the party girl just because your ass is single now. 

TMI

  • Me: Mom I need tampons!!!
  • Mom: Okay, What do you want me to do? lol
  • Me: Umm, get me some?
  • Mom: Do I have too?
  • Me: YES! I'm on my period I am bleeding to death!
  • Mom: Oh lord...
  • Me: Thanks (:

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